I have the innate ability to breathe oxygen, which in turn is absorbed into my blood and then transferred through my veins to the vital organs keeping me on this side of the dirt.
I'm tall enough that my feet can reach the ground without too much of a struggle and I weigh exactly what it takes to ensure that said feet stay firmly on the aforementioned Tera Firma.
Marital Status
Single
Relationship
Friendship, Marriage, One Night Stand, Hang Out, Love, A Date, Discreet Relationship, Friends With Benefits, Experimenting, Long Term Relationship, Erotic Fantasies, An Affair, Fetishes
Interests
Camping, Dining out, Internet, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Playing Cards, Travel, TV
Current Employment Status
Self-employed
Occupation
Professor of Thongology
Religion
Other
Have children
No
Want Children
Maybe
Living Situation
With Roomate
Language
English, Other
Education
School of Life
Income
Ok, I'm VERY wealthy
Smoke
Often
Drink
Quit
Drugs
I use drugs often
Gambling
I don't gamble
Pets
Dog
Sexual Orientation
Lesbian
My Goal in Life
My goal is to rock out with my cock out when ever and where ever I feel the need for speed.
In other words; I just want to live until I die. Simple as that
How Do You Swing
Sex with others
My Perfect Match
Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Spontaneity, Witt, Good Looks, Oddities
Body Art
Inked all over, Pierced... but only ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Kind of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, I Never Laugh
Hanging Out With Friends, Going to a Concert, Partying, Playing Dress-up, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying at Home, Watch Movies
My Ideal of First Date
Underwater b.b. stacking, counting chickens before they hatch, watching paint dry, asking strangers for directions to my house, dumpster diving
I've Always Wanted To Try
Walking on water, speaking in tongues, or perhaps one day I'll finally get the courage to take life seriously and sweat the small stuff.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Someone They Want to Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends
On TV, I Always Watch
News, Documentaries, Movies, Sports, I Don't Like TV, I Don't Have TV
My Favorite Type of Movie
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Horror, I Don't Like Movies
My Favorite Type of Music
Blues, Metal, Rock, I Don't Like Music
My Favorite Type of Book
Fiction, Horror, Mystery
My Housing Situation
All Is Calm
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian
Height
6'0"-6'3" (181-190cm)
Body Type
About average
Eye Color
Brown
Hair Color
Salt and Pepper
Best Feature
Belly Button
Glasses or Contacts
Glasses
Disabilities Conditions
Arthritis
My perfect match
No preference, Intelligence, Humor, Boldness, Witt, Passiveness, Good Looks, Oddities, Thoughtfullness
My match's ethnicity
No preference, African American, Asian, White / Caucasian, East Indian, Hispanic, Indian, Latino, Mediterranean, Middle Eastern
My match's religion
No preference, Agnostic, Atheist, Other
My match's height
No preference, 4'7" (140cm) or below, 4'8"-4'11" (141-150cm), 5'0"-5'3" (151-160cm), 5'4"-5'7" (161-170cm), 5'8"-5'11" (171-180cm)
My match's children
No preference, No
My match's education
No preference, School of Life
My match's Income
No preference, $10,000 or less, $10,000-$30,000, $30,000-$50,000, $50,000-$70,000, $70,000-$100,000, $100,000-$150,000, $150,000-$500,000, VERY wealthy
My match's smoke
No preference
My match's drink
No preference, Never, Rarely, Trying to quit, Quit
My match's body type
Slim
My match's hair color
No preference, Auburn, Black, Blonde, Brown, Light Brown, Red, White/Grey, Other
My match's eye color
No preference, Black, Blue, Hazel, Green, Grey, Brown
My perfect match is
Someone who worships me, loves me unconditionally, has undeniable loyalty and does what i tell them without question.
But I think I'd be happier with someone who made me melt just by simply thinking about them. Someone who understands me as much as I can them. Someone i can laugh with just as much as I can at and I'm not above laughing at myself. The same rules (for lack of a better term) go for both of us. Accept that we are not perfect but we are perfect for each other.